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"I hope you all get laid, I hope I get laid actually, fuck that."
- Matty Healy (via trvman-black)

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fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making


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snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers


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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity


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what type of girl do you think the boys would be best with? like personality, or looks too if you want xxxx

Anonymous

bangahemmo:

Luke would go for someone that is pretty like you.

Calum would go for someone that is beautiful like you.

Michael would go for someone as gorgeous as you.

Ashton would go for a wonderful person like you.

The boys would be so lucky to have someone like you in their life no matter what you look like, how tall you are, if youre short. If you have freckles or acne. You are beautiful and the boys would absolutely adore you.


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pink-sunflowers:

im-just-here-for-the-food:

'Am in my mum car' Vine by Tish Simmonds

hands down funniest vine


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what-mom:

i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it


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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that


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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.


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